Grin & Bare It!
Top 10 X-mas Sayings that Sound Naughty but Aren't
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end until it's sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if their artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.